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c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy) 

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.
I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

Battery Puss 

When a girls vag is so gross that it actually shocks your tongue just like when you lick a 9V battery.
Battery puss can shock the tongue If you're not careful.
Battery Puss by Ronnie... November 11, 2006

pussybutter 

When a womans vagina isn't as clean as it could be and she has sex or lets someone finger her and there is a build up on the penis or finger that looks like buttermilk.
That bitch had pussybutter on her twat. I wish she would have bathed so I wouldn't have pussybutter on my balls. I spread some pussybutter on a cracker and fead it to her.
pussybutter by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026