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pussy willows 

s.pl. testicles that are small, furry, and/or cute; feline testicles.
gf: oooh! i love your pussy willows!
bf: and there goes my hard-on.
pussy willows by indalomena November 28, 2006

pussy willow 

A fucking plant.

Not a dick, not a homosexual; a fucking plant.
"What's that plant called?"

"A pussy willow."
pussy willow by kaylyn.7461 May 12, 2014

pussy willow 

a plant that grows beside the raod
wow isnt that pussy willow big
pussy willow by Anonymous August 3, 2003

pussy willow 

1: a really douche of a person

2: white tufts of hair coming out of old peoples ears
1: jimmy was being a real pussy willow today.

2: ah dude, look at the pussy willows coming out of your grandpas ears!
pussy willow by walexdarsh June 17, 2009

pussy willow 

someone who is the group bitch and does whatever anyone tells them to do, like pussy only much worse
that guy is such a damn pussy willow
pussy willow by jackson September 1, 2004

pussy willow 

A man who acts as though he has no balls, therefore only a limp, willowing penis is left amongst the flowing pubic hairs. This explains his feminine nature despite the outer appearance of the man body.
My roommate has no balls, so he acts as though he has a pussy willow.
pussy willow by TrixieDog December 16, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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