Pussy turd

An ugly baby

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.

Pussy turd by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.

"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."

Pussy Turd by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025

Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.

Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?

Pussy Turd by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025

turd pussy 

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!

"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"

turd pussy by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010

turd pussy 

1. A complete waste of a human being, usually male.

That guy must be a real turd pussy if he thinks he can get away with a move like that.

turd pussy by gary "scab" bacardi April 6, 2010

Turd pussy 

A vagina with a black cock in it. Usually Tiffany’s have turd pussy

Tiffany has some turd pussy. All the brothers been in that.

Turd pussy by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022

Turd pussy 

A black man’s cock in a vagina. Usually Tiffany’s have tp(turd pussy).

Tiffany had some turd pussy cause all the brothers been all up in that.

Turd pussy by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022