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pussy drought 

A period of time when a male, specifically a faggot, cannot receive any pussy from a woman or fat chick. This does not apply to people who have never received pussy, since there cannot be a drought if something was never there to begin with.

(See Floppy definition #7)
Guy 1- "Hey is Ben still in that pussy drought?"

Guy 2- "No, he couldn't be because he never got any pussy to begin with."
pussy drought by TrendMaster June 10, 2009
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Pussy Drought 

When a guy has not gotten sex in a hella long time and is feining for the puss.
@_KCVZ: Damn man I haven't had sex in ages!😫

Friend: Yeah bro, you're in a Pussy Drought!
Pussy Drought by @_KCVS November 8, 2018

Pussy Drought 

A period of prolonged shortage of pussy for a general population.
The pussy drought of the 1950s resulted in a period of sexual frustration.
Pussy Drought by Theone13 July 9, 2009

pussy drought 

When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.
Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"
pussy drought by stone412 December 29, 2013
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