Definitions by stone412
tranny bomb
n. (tran-ee bom) - When you break the news to your wife that you've cheated on her, unaware that it was with a transsexual.
~Name, not the definition, Courtesy of The Jerry Springer Show
~Name, not the definition, Courtesy of The Jerry Springer Show
Pete: "You hear about Jim?"
Carl: "No, what happened?"
Pete: "Barb's leaving Jim for cheating on her last night!
Jim dropped the tranny bomb on Barb!"
Carl: "No, what happened?"
Pete: "Barb's leaving Jim for cheating on her last night!
Jim dropped the tranny bomb on Barb!"
tranny bomb by stone412 March 16, 2014
jellyfish kisses
n. (jel-ee-fish kiss-ez) - The sensation you get right after you shave, when your skin tingles enough to sting but not enough to hurt.
Jeff: "Hey, does it hurt you to shave sometime, Tom?
Tom: "Oh, yeah! I get jellyfish kisses all of the time when I shave! Just use some mild lotion, takes the sting out right away!"
Tom: "Oh, yeah! I get jellyfish kisses all of the time when I shave! Just use some mild lotion, takes the sting out right away!"
jellyfish kisses by stone412 January 19, 2014
pussy drought
When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.
Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"
pussy drought by stone412 December 29, 2013