Pussy Driver

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A newly licensed driver with their own car who refuses to drive his friends around because he has an irrational fear of doing something stupid in his car, for some ridiculous reason.

Friend: Hey John, wanna drive to the shop for some stuff for the film?
John: But there's four of you! I'm only taking one!
Friend: Jesus, you're such a pussy driver!

Pussy Driver by mrplow69 April 3, 2015

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Bus driver pussy

The huge flap of skin above the thighs, and below the stomach. Looks like there pussy is huge. Almost all bus driver's carry this trait.

Damn, look at the size of that bus driver pussy!

Bus driver pussy by shitty shitty bang bang 696969 January 26, 2009

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pussy driven

Doing just about anything to get some pussy.

Joe was so pussy driven, he ran 8 miles to get some.

pussy driven by Jake Herman August 8, 2007

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Pussy Drier

An ugly man or woman who is so ugly, it makes a girl's vagina dry and turned off

Oh my god look a pussy drier, 2 o'clock

Pussy Drier by UberUgly August 3, 2010

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Pussy diver

One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.

Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas

Pussy diver by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 16, 2017

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Pussy diver

A male that only hangs around females

Made by bhavpig

He's a pussy diver

Pussy diver by atm17 December 8, 2024

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Scuba diver pussy

When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled

John - did you fuck Leila bro

Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na

John- damn bro lucky escape

Scuba diver pussy by Trolling ass bitch December 13, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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