when you're such an asshole fucker that literally no human being in the whole world wants to fuck, or even touch you're micropenis. Asks literally everyone for nudes. Has really hot friends that get too much pussy and your entitled male ego is hurt
by dickmedownpls October 8, 2018
When a man does not have sexual intercourse for more than 10 years. When he ejaculates with his hand in his dark room he feels a cold, dark, sad feeling inside because he realizes that he probably will never get laid ever again.
by qwertgfdsazxcvb123123 October 3, 2010
It is a mental disease that occurs within men after a long period of not getting pussy. Symptoms include: dementia, getting aroused even by women considered to be bat-shit ugly, restlessness, a long period of compulsive masturbation then followed by period of no desire to masturbate at all what so ever, memory loss, wet-dreams and insomnia. Victims of the disease may even go fucking retarded aka Elliot Rodger (Elliot Rodgers – went out seeking "retribution" against women whom he said sexually rejected him went on a killing spree in Isla Vista, California, killing six people and sending seven more to the hospital with serious gunshot injuries).
"By the unholy rectum of big-titted Neptune!! I went to the doctor yesterday and I've been diagnosed with Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD)!" - William Shakespeare
by Pimp named Slickback May 22, 2015