Pussy Confusion 

When a male gets excited because he thinks he is going to receive sex from a female, based on his own speculation with no grounds supporting his thought but he does not get with the female at the end of the night.

Male: Bro, tonight I was so excited, I thought for sure I was going to get laid. I was ready to go all night, now my body just doesn't know what to do.
Bro: Bro, you got pussy confusion.

Pussy Confusion by Mötley Crew January 5, 2015

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021