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Pussy Clause

If somebody uses lame excuses to get out of things or situations that they "pussed" out of.
Jim "dude i so could take you!"
Tim "Bitch Please! lets go!"
Jim "idk.... my toe hurts... i can't fight now... but i could take you any other time!"
Tim "Dude... seriously don't try to use the pussy clause on me! Get the sand out of your vag."
by omniphile/phobe August 21, 2009
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pussy phat like Santa Claus

This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.
by lincolnshire June 17, 2021
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