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pusstache 

The pubic region of a female.
Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.
pusstache by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006

pusstauche

A ring of pubic hair left unshaven around the vagina, for fear of knicking the pussylips with the razor.
Sigmon told me that he ate a girl out with a pusstauche. She had more hair on her lips than he did. That boy is sick.
pusstauche by DJ Deuce November 5, 2005

pusstachio 

To put ones finger up ones vagina and wipe it across another's upper lip or mouth.
Dude, Annabel fell asleep and just got pusstachio'd. I'm not ok with this...
pusstachio by greenjester March 29, 2010

pussenschleber 

1) Its a time in every German boy's life, when he has to decide whether to take his parents money and become an engineer, or a chocolatier.

2) A cowardly or timid person
"Hey pussenschleber, get in, we're going to get our degrees in civil engineering"
pussenschleber by theOuef November 22, 2019

Pusstache 

I like your pusstache.
Pusstache by Janos C February 27, 2011

pusstache 

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.
Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
pusstache by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008