The man the myth the legend. Purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at Stanford University. im talking about this man is capable of fucking up boiling water. To know Purselley or "JP" as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. For being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.
A shoe named after the legendary 1930’s court champion, Jack Purcell. Eternally hip and understated, this is the maverick shoe of simplicity. It's design is has been virtually unchanged since the 1930’s. It is a clean and bold casual court shoe and it's subtleness has transcended time.
It's generally worn by the ALT-crowd and manufactured by Converse. Clothing designer John Varvatos has collaborated with Converse to make some pretty nifty Jack Purcell styles recently.
Yeah...Converse All-Stars are cool...but the coolest people on the planet wear Jack Purcells.
The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
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