purple turtle

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.

Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.

by TreR March 27, 2003

purple turtle

When you have to go to take a shit so badly that you choke the turtle on its way out - making it purple.

John: Code brown.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.

by JandN August 28, 2009

purple turtle

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

by Dick Ma May 23, 2003

purple turtle

is when your balls are so shrivalled and hard like the shell of a turtle (if white) and go a light purple colour

when u get un changed and its cold and your balls are hard and look like the shell of a turtle = purple turtle

by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009

purple turtle

wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz ass, he SQUEEZEZ REEL HRAD onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple turdotl. ^_^

kill me plz.

by xenomorph June 6, 2004

purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.

After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.

by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017