I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Purple rain is when a guy cums on his partner under a blacklight. The blacklight makes the semen glow purple as it rains down on their face. Therefore making purple rain.
Some say that its only a gay thing where a guy cums on another guy, but i don't see why it has to be limited to that.
Some say that its only a gay thing where a guy cums on another guy, but i don't see why it has to be limited to that.
"Dude, check this out. I just got this new blacklight. So next time i bust a load on her face, it'll glow!"
"Woah, thats purple rain bro!!"
"Woah, thats purple rain bro!!"
by Motosake June 01, 2013
No one really knows for sure what prince meant by purple rain. There are a number of theories. One is that purple rain is semen from black guys. It has a certain logic to it because purple spear is a black guys pecker,purple pie is black pussy ect.
by Deep blue 2012 June 09, 2010
Do you have that purple rain?
by Cobra_snake June 27, 2017
n. A restless feeling. A non-descript feeling of boredom, restlessness and confinement. A feeling one has when wanting to escape from responsibility (chiefly emotional) by travelling. Sometimes synonymous with 'wanderlust.' The desire to travel in order to escape an emotional commitment.
"Waiting for the early train, Sorry boy, but I've been hit by purple rain." -America (Ventura Highway).
by parisofpriam February 10, 2006
An expression of feeling or emotion brought on by the memory of a regretful action or loss, resulting in the personal knowledge that what has transpired cannot be corrected or undone (inspired by the popular 80s Prince song):
Joe - "Remember that girl I dated before?"
Mack - "Yeah, why?"
Joe - "I should have married that girl?"
Mack - "Nothing you can do about it now, Purple Rain man, Purple Rain."
Mack - "Yeah, why?"
Joe - "I should have married that girl?"
Mack - "Nothing you can do about it now, Purple Rain man, Purple Rain."
by Butch377 September 25, 2014
verb: to purple rain someone, or shower them with a verbal cloud of nonsense that a) has little point and b) seems to be going nowhere, whilst resembling the erotic dwarf circa 1985
by Van Baggins November 12, 2004