purple helmeted warrior of love 

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

purple helmeted warrior of love by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Purple helmeted warrior of love 

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

Purple helmeted warrior of love by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004

Purple helmented warrior of love 

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

Purple helmented warrior of love by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006