Purple Snake 

The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.

Holy shit Dude, you look fucking dead.
Yeah, Sarah gave me a killer Purple Snake.

Purple Snake by The Actual Urban One July 5, 2014

purple snake 

the best drug you could ever do in your whole life

take a hit of the purple snake

purple snake by muldge mullenger November 26, 2010

Purple snake 

Hand job gone bad. To rough.

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?

Purple snake by Yumcums November 10, 2016

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008