2 definitions by Yumcums
hi, my name is destiny... I live off my parents and refuse to get a proper job. #slag for life! banged like a bomb the other day and ripped my holes even bigger. I can't afford any healthcare for my unhealthy habbit of drugs before going out of my boyfriend's shack and shotting for the gay pornstar next door who always smells of crusty cum and grim meals from the supermarket. can't believe they put the price of vibrators up again while I'm trying to get past my 6th failed orgasm attempt due to my sticking resemblance to a melting Barbie in bed. I wrote to the companies and they told me that I should take everyone's fists out and get a fucking life with less gape more vape. I tried to vape but I just deep throated the pen and choked... it reminded me of a greasy dick with cold metal bling on. funny story, my lip got caught on a guys purple snake ring and caught some shit on my face #fml. I put that bitch ass cunts face in a cast! I have no education because I'm a bad bitch! I don't want no kids but I get bare cash for the fucks. got this ting on my wrist and it says I'm gangsta cus roadman 2k16. roadman ting for the win. bro do you even marijuana? I like kush because it fucks my saggy lungs to give dat worn pussy a break from white man's 2inch. #no orgasms. I'm getting paid for being filmed doing this bull crap tomorrow and dis loaded chick is gunna splash some monez on bigger titties for all them tramp boys down that damp alleyway... dat mouldy dirt gets me moist”
by Yumcums November 10, 2016
by Yumcums November 10, 2016