1. (noun, verb) A rare solo sexual position where a man bends his torso forward and inadvertedly inserts his genitalia into his own ass. This is usually done while wearing a flamboyant purple shirt.

2. (figurative verb) Fucking yourself over at a very inopportune time

Rich really purple-eagled himself when he attempted to talk to that hot girl.

He shouldn't have even studied for that exam because he purple-eagled the hell out of it.

purple-eagle by monopolywithkara March 9, 2009

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Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey

Only the most B.A. girls hockey team around loaded with amazing danglers.

Wow Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey looks amazing. They are professionals.

Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey by eatshitfreshmen August 17, 2010

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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