1. (noun, verb) A rare solo sexual position where a man bends his torso forward and inadvertedly inserts his genitalia into his own ass. This is usually done while wearing a flamboyant purple shirt.
2. (figurative verb) Fucking yourself over at a very inopportune time
2. (figurative verb) Fucking yourself over at a very inopportune time
Rich really purple-eagled himself when he attempted to talk to that hot girl.
He shouldn't have even studied for that exam because he purple-eagled the hell out of it.
He shouldn't have even studied for that exam because he purple-eagled the hell out of it.
by monopolywithkara March 9, 2009
The BEST muthafucking shit around. Generally used in conjunction with the word "Muthafucka"
It is an internet meme from the site Youtube
It is an internet meme from the site Youtube
by Buhjankedy January 20, 2011
by redbadger214 January 26, 2009
by eatshitfreshmen August 17, 2010