Shaun: I don't feel too well ever since taking the jab, I've been getting heart problems.
Thomas: Yea I didn't get it because I have an immune system and didn't want heart problems. I think there's a new term going around for us unvaccinated, the call us Pure Blood's.
A pure blooded thief infiltrates a criminal airship in a government mission. While the goal is to get incriminating files, a pure blooded thief will go for something priceless instead, and the government will realize they've gone rogue and they are not pardoned. This will either lead to joining the criminal organization, being pardoned much later, stealing a base and converting it into a resort, or stealing another priceless object.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.