puppeteer

Soneone with a life so sad that they try to control someone else's to deny their own reality.

Jack: Man I swear John keeps trying me how to live, where I should go and what to spend money on.
Jim: Sounds like he is your puppeteer.

puppeteer by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

anal puppeteer 

Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet

John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.

anal puppeteer by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013

Muppetize 

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.

I love to muppetize "Livin on a Prayer"

Muppetize by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020

puppeteerin 

Controlling another person.
Telling someone what to do.
Forcing a Person to do something against their own will.

I'm so sick of my Boyfriend being so puppeteerin.

The very first time my man becomes puppeteerin, I'm gone.

puppeteerin by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

The Puppeteer 

An increasingly popular nickname for Vladimir Putin.

From the very beginning of my fake presidency, I have been committed to assisting my old friend, The Puppeteer, in making America great again!

The Puppeteer by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

puppetute 

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted.

"I fantasize about you being my Puppetute"

puppetute by Random Entity December 20, 2015

pepperize 

To exaggerate or "spice up" a story or facts.

Don't pepperize! You didn't really run a marathon barefoot in snow! You walked a mile in the rain!

pepperize by Mitt Biikert January 2, 2007