A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.
by quijibo July 25, 2006
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This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.
Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.
by j$.devops August 18, 2016
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