Punitis
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pusitis
Pusitis is a term that is used to define athletic underachievement which is usually accompanied by a halt in training. Pusitis is a somewhat serious condition and does not currently have a vaccine, although the leading scientists are working hard to create one. Competitive athletes such as runners, cyclists, and swimmers are susceptible to pusitis. However, those with the biggest concern should be triathletes, as they combine all three sports. Pusitis may be contracted in various ways. History has shown that sore legs, common cold, and broken bike parts are the most common cause of pusitis.
Example 1:
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.
Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.
Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh
pusitis by JuanPelota May 1, 2011
Related Words
puniti • Punitia • punitive • puntish • Pusitis • pugitis • Punitive Cunnilingus • Punitive D • punitive dining • punitive honking
punitive dining
Ordering the most expensive meal on the menu, on the firm's/company's tab, when one is forced to dine at their desk on a Friday evening.
PARTNER: "Harris, can you stay late to finish this brief? Dewey Cheatum & Howe will pay for dinner."
ASSOCIATE 1: "Sure. I'll have the lobster."
ASSOCIATE 2: "Yes! Punitive Dining!"
ASSOCIATE 1: "Sure. I'll have the lobster."
ASSOCIATE 2: "Yes! Punitive Dining!"
punitive dining by An associate July 20, 2008
Punitive D
A bad motha fucka known for crushin' bitches, knockin' skulls, and droppin' lines so deep they'd make Socrates go: "Damn!"
Did you wee what happened to that fool? He stepped to Punitive D and got dropped by a gavel to the head
Punitive D by Donny March 15, 2005
Punitive Cunnilingus
When a chick is so naughty that even a belt whipping isn't enough, the only way to get your lick in is to administer the punitive cunnilingus.
My girlfriend made me more frustrated than a Texas district judge when I couldn't get my lick in with the big belt, so I had to administer the punitive cunnilingus.
Punitive Cunnilingus by arlingo December 30, 2011
punitive honking
punitive honking is when someone honks after the fact, not as a warning of danger or to make the other driver more aware, but simply to show the honker's displeasure.
Janie: I don't know why he had to honk now, I saw him in my rear view mirror, I had plenty of space, I slowed, I had my blinker on to show I was parking.
Ronna: Oh he is just punitive honking to show his displeasure that there are other drivers on the road.
Ronna: Oh he is just punitive honking to show his displeasure that there are other drivers on the road.
punitive honking by japh94 October 24, 2009
punitive
punitive by TommyCanYouHearMe? January 2, 2018
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A)
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B)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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