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Punch'in 

A bloke who's girl friend is more attactive than himself would be "Punch'in above his weight"
"Look at dave! look at his girlfriend, that gezza's punch'in"
Punch'in by jake1999 January 30, 2009
Words you can keep

punch in the cunt 

alternate name for jack in the box fast food chain
i think i am going to run up to punch in the cunt and get me some cheddar wedges.
punch in the cunt by aidan_the_great December 10, 2010

punch in the brown 

Anal Sex. Used by Jason Bateman's character in Smokin' Aces.
Rape 'em! You know, give 'em the punch in the brown!
punch in the brown by Grimholtt November 30, 2007

punch in the face 

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.
Rick was being a wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.
punch in the face by Bagelhat October 20, 2010

Punch in the Nose 

Being surprised by an extremely unpleasant odor.
I entered the bathroom right after Brent came out and the stink hit me like a punch in the nose!
Punch in the Nose by Charlie 361 September 26, 2011

Punch in the cunt 

Describes effective means of firmly illustrating a person's (predominantly, however not always female) character flaws.

Especially useful in fringe/rural areas; may receive unfavorable response in metropolitan regions/cafe's.
"That bitch needs a fucking punch in the cunt."

"sounds like she needs a punch in the cunt."
Punch in the cunt by MonkeyMark February 26, 2009

punch in the pan 

A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.
"Hey Frank, I'm gonna give you a punch in the pan ...for science."
punch in the pan by ShortforAlec December 23, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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