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pulling a jon

My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.
pulling a jon by SomeGuy4293083 June 23, 2008
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Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.
"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"
Pulling a jon by gato perdido July 16, 2008

pulling a jon

texing the word dick excessively, one thinking they are of the awesome decent.
God Angela! you seriously were pulling a Jon!
pulling a jon by Andiiiii May 14, 2008

pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans
He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.
pulling a Jon by jondoee August 13, 2022

Pulling a Jon and Kate Plus 8

Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.
My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.

Pulling a Jon Kyl 

In 2011 Jon Kyl, Republican Senator from Arizona, claimed that abortions were "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does." After his statement caught wind in the media as being a flat out lie he backpedaled stating that his remark was "not intended to be a factual statement."

This spawned the hashtag and popular meme #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. In similar context, whenever you or someone you know present information as a fact when it's actually a blatant lie it is appropriate to say Pulling a Jon Kyl. In reference to this notorious liar.
Guy 1: Did you hear what that senator said last night?! 50 million car accidents take place every year in this country

Guy 2: Don't listen to that garbage, he's just pulling a Jon Kyl.
Pulling a Jon Kyl by Ducez September 16, 2012

Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,
Pulling A Jon Jones by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025
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