Pulling a Johnson

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Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.

Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!

Pulling a Johnson by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021

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Pulling A Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is when someone you're dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.

I can't believe he was all up in my shit and now he's pulling a johnson!

Pulling A Johnson by DJ Snatchums August 28, 2010

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Pulling a Johnson

Passing out in someones front lawn and being picked up in the morning by animal control

Matt pulled a Johnson yesterday. Matt is pulling a johnson

Pulling a Johnson by Maroons December 14, 2008

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Pulling a Johnson.

Telling Goebbels style massive lies.

He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.

Pulling a Johnson. by CrazyCatRescueMan September 1, 2019

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Pulling a Scott Johnson

1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.

2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)

Going to taco bell and ordering a Scott Johnson (Pulling a Scott Johnson"

Pulling a Scott Johnson by ryansox October 28, 2012

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pulling a Ms Johnson

When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.

Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson

pulling a Ms Johnson by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 25, 2020

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Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in

You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!

Pullin a Johnson by Funny-Face November 25, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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