Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021
by Maroons March 09, 2007
by CrazyCatRescueMan September 01, 2019
The act of masturbating.
by SnekkySnek January 26, 2018
Pulling a Johnson is when someone you're dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.
by DJ Snatchums August 29, 2010
1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
by ryansox March 21, 2012
Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson
by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 26, 2020