pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.

Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."

by bigbeanman72 February 27, 2024

Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in

You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!

by Funny-Face November 25, 2023