Pulled a Mel 

To leave your computer in the middle of a conversation with somebody without telling them you are going away.

"So I hear girls like you don't play world of warcraft, what do you think?"

" "

"Oh wtf I can't believe you pulled a mel in the middle of our conversation!"

Pulled a Mel by Dragonaught April 27, 2009

Pulled a Melo 

The act of settling for something lesser in value or less ideal because it is easier to attain or for monetary reasons. Refers to Carmelo Anthony settling to play for the Nets even though he had his heart set on playing for the Knicks.

Rob: "This hot chick was really into Tobes last night."

Rich: "So did he get with her?"

Rob: "Nah he pulled a Melo and hooked up with some fat chick instead."

Rich: "Typical"

Pulled a Melo by thetruth8734 January 15, 2011

Pulled a Meldon 

leaving a party without telling anyone, in fact - telling everyone what a great time your having first - the fucking off

He pulled a Meldon at midnight!

Pulled a Meldon by Longstrop December 25, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016