The act or set of actions that somehow renders you with 6 or more days off without any damage to reputation or work ethics. Only skilled slackers and do-nothings should try this maneuver. Consequences of an unsuccessful try may result in Chiefs, Officers and Honeybadgers chewing you in front of your whole division and "Dirtbag" stamp should be awarded and placed right across ones forehead.
Chow line guy 1: Dude, did you hear about that bakeshop FSA that tried to pull a rice?
Chow line guy 2: No way!!!! When I tried that I was caught and I had to feed the honeybadger raspberry doughnuts for the whole deployment.
Chow line guy 1: So did I...
Chow line guy 2: No way!!!! When I tried that I was caught and I had to feed the honeybadger raspberry doughnuts for the whole deployment.
Chow line guy 1: So did I...
by Olliefraga February 4, 2012