Pujie

A sweet term of endearment for a vagina. Not as vulgar and stigmatized as pussy, not as scientific as vagina, more respectful than vag. You’re lady bits deserve a word as beautiful and unique as you.

My pujie is a beautiful flower of love.

Girl, my pujie is super itchy today, I’m gonna stop by CVS and set her straight.

by Ninasmommie April 9, 2019

Pupienus

A Roman emperor, one of many known as "The Barracks Emperors" which was a series of emperors who ascended to the throne by staging military coups, and ruled for a short time before themselves being deposed. Pupienus in particular ruled for roughly 2 months from February to May 238 a.d.

His fuckin' name sounds like Poopy Anus, man. Best emperor ever.

Guy #1: Dude I just shat, i have a Pupienus.
Guy #2: You mean you have a fairly insignificant Roman emperor?
Guy #1: Yeah.

by Schlong McFondle May 8, 2007

Cutie Putie

Another fave nickname of 45’s for his little Russky buddy, Vladimir.

At the height of their intense bromance, Cutie Putie was known to call the Oval Office for some quickie phone sex.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

pubie salad

To lick a girls vagina who has not shaven her pubic hair.

I went to bang this chick last night but i ended up eating a pubie salad instead.

by Davidd Nielsen April 4, 2008

purie

A cigarette rolled with just marijuana.

I've got a fat Purie we can smoke up

by JJUJU January 28, 2018

pubiemonster

a monster of pubies that is highly dangerous and very threting to the genitalia

we went to my friends house and was going to have sex with his sister but she had a pubiemonster

by dethsaffliction March 18, 2009

punieta

To jerk off or a jerk off. It's also used to start a nasty sentence. Spanish word used by my Puerto Rican family a lot.

Estoy aciendo la punieta en mi casa.
Punieta!! Get the fuck outta here.

by Mr. Uhhh June 19, 2005