When a guy has anal and puts a bucket underneath then cuts the head of his dick with a razor so the blood drips into the bucket and the girl has diarrhea into the bucket and they both eat it together.
by Ricannn December 14, 2009
Get the Puerto Rican Chilimug. When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.
Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!
Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"
Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"
by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Chili Bowlmug. When anal sex is being enjoyed and the "catcher" shits on the dick that is in their ass and then the "catcher" proceeds to perform fellatio on the poop covered cock.
Oh Man, I was totally doing anal last night with Christina Milian and she shit on my dick then totally Puerto Rican Chili Dogged me.
by Terius Youngdell Nash May 7, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Chili Dogmug.