Puerto Rican Chili 

When a guy has anal and puts a bucket underneath then cuts the head of his dick with a razor so the blood drips into the bucket and the girl has diarrhea into the bucket and they both eat it together.

last night me and this girl had the best Puerto Rican Chili in the world man!

Puerto Rican Chili by Ricannn December 14, 2009

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl 

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.

Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011

Puerto Rican Chili Dog 

When anal sex is being enjoyed and the "catcher" shits on the dick that is in their ass and then the "catcher" proceeds to perform fellatio on the poop covered cock.

Oh Man, I was totally doing anal last night with Christina Milian and she shit on my dick then totally Puerto Rican Chili Dogged me.

Puerto Rican Chili Dog by Terius Youngdell Nash May 7, 2010