Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016

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puddle princess

1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.

2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.

3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.

My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.

puddle princess by Notmynamehere July 23, 2023

Puddlemelt

Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.

Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.

Puddlemelt by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018

puddleodomy

The act of intentionally driving through a huge puddle in order to soak an unsuspecting pedestrian sucker

"yo, check that simp standing at the bus stop right next to that swamp in front of him. He's all five deep in fuckin wit dat iPod that he don't even know he's gonna be a victim of puddleodomy".

puddleodomy by cMoneygRip February 16, 2009

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

puddle ponderer by jubezz October 30, 2010

Puddlebutt

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.

Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!

Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026