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vagina pudding 

This certain item is when the UPS guy comes inside your house and shits on your floor. Now why the hell would he do that? Becuase of Vagina Pudding! Buy it at your nearest Vagi-Mart. No need to use the butthole anymore! Vagina Pudding puts your vagina to the test!

Also used when a man shits into the vagina of a woman.
"Hey man I heard that UPS guy shit on your floor."
"Who cares, I use Vagina Pudding too."

"Hey did you give Mary a vagina pudding yet?"
"No, the dumb bitch went to a fucking barn and had a baby named Jesus. I think I'll give jesus a Vagina Pudding when he is about 33 and has no idea who i am."
vagina pudding by Jesus4Brains October 29, 2007

vagina pudding 

the mixture that forms when a guy mixes his cum with the blood from a girl's period
Duuuuude.... last night Lola was on her period so I had her put a cup under her vag to collect her blood. Once it was half full, I came in the cup and we made vagina pudding.

vaginal pudding 

One of the most disgusting concepts current known by science.
1. A pudding made from raw vagina
2. A pudding made from vaginal secretions.

Makes a good shock screename.
1. I would rather eat some vaginal pudding

2. Her face looks like vaginal pudding.
vaginal pudding by Nigroson August 26, 2006
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022