Psychosomavirus

Vague flu-like symptoms that indicate COVID-19-related paranoia rather than actual illness.

Person 1: Oh man, I have such a sore throat. I feel hot - do I feel hot to you? Someone coughed near me on the bus last month. It must be-
Person 2: Psychosomavirus, dude. Just psychosomavirus.

by posvfefe April 1, 2020

Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria

A condition suffered by a person who hears another person mention an illness of which they suffer and is determined to out-suffer that person.

Jane: God, I've got killer headache this morning.
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)

by AmmoniaBinge May 7, 2010