Psychosomavirus

Vague flu-like symptoms that indicate COVID-19-related paranoia rather than actual illness.

Person 1: Oh man, I have such a sore throat. I feel hot - do I feel hot to you? Someone coughed near me on the bus last month. It must be-
Person 2: Psychosomavirus, dude. Just psychosomavirus.

by posvfefe April 01, 2020