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Prufrock'd 

When you get completely owned or rejected by someone. Named after J. Alfred Prufrock, because he could never talk to women.
"Wanna come upstairs?" "No, fuck off" "Hahahahaha nig, you just got Prufrock'd".
Prufrock'd by Druu77 May 9, 2010
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Prufrock 

Somebody who shows little confidence in themselves. Too indecisive to act and to be confident with the ladies. Somebody who is afraid of asking girls out; An indecisive person

Based off the character of J. Alfred Prufrock in a poem by T.S Eliot
"Your a total Prufrock man. Why didn't you ask her out"

Friend: "Hey Prufrock whats up"
Prufrock: "I AM NOT PRUFROCK"
Friend: Well you didn't ask out Mandy last night because you were too scared, so you're Prufrock"
Prufrock by Soccer1296 June 24, 2012

Prufrockian Paralysis 

The inability to utter what you want to say, after T.S. Eliot's character in "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
Friend B: "The girl wanted me to ask her out...I couldn't though, and suffered from Prufrockian Paralysis.

prufrockin' 

When you spend all day thinking about life, falling into depression, and not getting girls, all mostly because you don't have a job.
jason, you need to get off your ass and get a damn job. you've been prufrockin' all day!
prufrockin' by wouldiwere August 27, 2010

Prufrock 

A man of impeccable taste and character.

A monkey with four asses.

A man with square testicles.
"What a gentleman and a prufrock you are!"

"I am afraid of your pet prufrock."

"Do you shoot square sperm with that kind of prufrock?"
Prufrock by TuesdayPillow April 3, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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