prokey

What Fran calls Sav when she’s being a fucking crackhead. When someone is absolutely crazy, up-the-wall, stupid, insane.

Fran: You’re prokey.
Sav: What’s prokey? Can someone please explain?

by juicymac July 12, 2019

Prokey

Someone who is annoying, but easy to lose at something, like a sport or game

God I hate that new basketball player. He's such a prokey!

by KimbleMystic2 November 21, 2025

Pokeyidiot

A person who wanders aimlessly, while playing Pokemon Go

Did you see that pokeyidiot? He almost walked into that tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016

Pokey idiot

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.

Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016

Move Faster Pokey!!!!!

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.

Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!

by pbudp January 15, 2011

pokey hat

Slang from the city of Glasgow, Scotland meaning 'ice-cream cone' but specifically an ice-cream cone with a wafer triangular base/handle, hence the hat metaphor.

"Ma, the ice-cream van is outside, d'ye want anything?"

"Aye, get me and yer Da a pokey hat and get an oyster for yer wee sister". ice-cream ice-cream cone confectionary ice-cream van .

by JM74 December 21, 2014

Pokey Stix

Delicious cheese sticks available at any Gumby's Pizza across the nation. It's tossed pizza dough smothered in a garlic butter sauce, seasoned with secret herbs and spices. It's covered in mozzarella cheese, then baked to perfection. Out of the oven, it gets another coat of the special garlic butter, then is sprinkled generously with grated parmesan cheese. The stix come in any pizza size, 10", 12", 14", 16" and 20". Ranch, marinara and garlic butter are available for dipping.

Hey dude, I've got the munchies, wanna call up Gumby's and order some Pokey Stix?

by Frappudew June 15, 2013