Professional Poo 

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

Professional Poo by notquitsure December 28, 2015

Poorfessional 

An employed professional who lives paycheck to paycheck and probably knows a thing or two about credit cards.

It's hard to be a poorfessional because whenever you get a paycheck you have to spend it on bills.

Poorfessional by Marie Smithers November 27, 2013