ProfChaos 

CS player who brings uber pwnage to all the n00bz at school and in the world! He brings chaos to any server he is in. Uber Pwnage player, ProfChaos, is feared at the sound of his name! His original cs name was MeisterWong when he first began. The name was similar to that of MastaWang who was the uberest of all the cs players known to our school and people used to say he stole the name, when infact Meister means perfect in German, or Master in the English and wong and wang are two different things. But as it came MeisterWong changed his name to the envied ProfChaos.

"Omfg ProfChaos!!! Your hacking arent you!!!!!!" - N00B
"lol! Me hack? Not my fault your a n00b" - ProfChaos
"DIE PROFCHAOS!!!!OMG!!!DIE!!!!" - N00B
"Never! MUhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah!!! 7#3 \/\/007|\|355 has arrived! Bring on the PWNAGE!!!" - ProfChaos

ProfChaos by ProfChaos December 3, 2004

Prochaska 

Redheaded male with a very complex personality who enjoys fornicating with domestic wildlife and partaking in "hand making" protein shakes with his foreign friend. Also, a seducer of local professors of both genders, who's charm lies in his ability to erotically articulate technological processes. Typically has a very "sharp" wit, but cannot seem to enunciate certain everyday words. Moreover, has a tendency to wear sandals that consistently drive his female coworkers crazy (as in uncontrolable sexual arousal).

Dude, get off my dick, your being such a prochaska.

You should really stop hitting on professor Austin, otherwise, you will be known as a prochaska.

Man, you should let the duck go before you pull a prochaska.

Prochaska by juicymangos103 May 10, 2010

prof chaos

The pinnacle of gaming goodness. Prof Chaos' are the |337est beings to walk the planet and pwn any nubs that stand in their way.

I was fraggin nubs, then Prof Chaos came and nubbed my n00b ass cuz I stank balls.

prof chaos by Joe Dirt January 5, 2004

prochoose 

v. remain the same in the number or amount of something

Friend: Hey! I heard that your favorite university is going to have a lot of applications this year, right? That may be really competitive for you!

Me: No, the number of applications prochooses this year, so no competition here, you read some bullshit I guess.

prochoose by ybnzl July 1, 2022

prochnost 

You came here from the arrow

The man is prochnost.

prochnost by Buckbuck450 January 3, 2023