Prochaska 

Redheaded male with a very complex personality who enjoys fornicating with domestic wildlife and partaking in "hand making" protein shakes with his foreign friend. Also, a seducer of local professors of both genders, who's charm lies in his ability to erotically articulate technological processes. Typically has a very "sharp" wit, but cannot seem to enunciate certain everyday words. Moreover, has a tendency to wear sandals that consistently drive his female coworkers crazy (as in uncontrolable sexual arousal).

Dude, get off my dick, your being such a prochaska.

You should really stop hitting on professor Austin, otherwise, you will be known as a prochaska.

Man, you should let the duck go before you pull a prochaska.

Prochaska by juicymangos103 May 10, 2010

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework

Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.

Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Procrastabating 

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

Procrastabating by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

procrasta-masta 

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!

Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!

procrasta-masta by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

Procrasta-cone

1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone

2. When you use punching cones as a strategic way to procrastinate daily tasks

1.
Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)

2.
Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!

Procrasta-cone by Northernbeachesstoners December 7, 2014

procrasta-dash 

ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.

Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..

procrasta-dash by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005

Procrastacleaning 

Cleaning in an attempt to delay or postpone action; put off doing something by cleaning.

At assessment time Maggie would often find herself procrastacleaning.

Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.

Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.

Procrastacleaning by Maggie Moth November 10, 2011