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Prochaska 

Redheaded male with a very complex personality who enjoys fornicating with domestic wildlife and partaking in "hand making" protein shakes with his foreign friend. Also, a seducer of local professors of both genders, who's charm lies in his ability to erotically articulate technological processes. Typically has a very "sharp" wit, but cannot seem to enunciate certain everyday words. Moreover, has a tendency to wear sandals that consistently drive his female coworkers crazy (as in uncontrolable sexual arousal).
Dude, get off my dick, your being such a prochaska.

You should really stop hitting on professor Austin, otherwise, you will be known as a prochaska.

Man, you should let the duck go before you pull a prochaska.
Prochaska by juicymangos103 May 10, 2010
Words you can keep

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework
Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.
Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Procrastabating 

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.
Procrastabating by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

procrasta-masta 

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!
Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!
procrasta-masta by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

Procrasta-cone

1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone

2. When you use punching cones as a strategic way to procrastinate daily tasks
1.
Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)

2.
Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!

procrasta-dash 

ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.
Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..
procrasta-dash by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005

Procrastacleaning 

Cleaning in an attempt to delay or postpone action; put off doing something by cleaning.
At assessment time Maggie would often find herself procrastacleaning.

Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.

Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.
Procrastacleaning by Maggie Moth November 10, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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