Redheaded male with a very complex personality who enjoys fornicating with domestic wildlife and partaking in "hand making" protein shakes with his foreign friend. Also, a seducer of local professors of both genders, who's charm lies in his ability to erotically articulate technological processes. Typically has a very "sharp" wit, but cannot seem to enunciate certain everyday words. Moreover, has a tendency to wear sandals that consistently drive his female coworkers crazy (as in uncontrolable sexual arousal).
Dude, get off my dick, your being such a prochaska.
You should really stop hitting on professor Austin, otherwise, you will be known as a prochaska.
Man, you should let the duck go before you pull a prochaska.
You should really stop hitting on professor Austin, otherwise, you will be known as a prochaska.
Man, you should let the duck go before you pull a prochaska.
by juicymangos103 May 10, 2010
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by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010
Get the Procrastabating mug.Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!
Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!
by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008
Get the procrasta-masta mug.1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone
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Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)
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Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!
Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)
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Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!
by Northernbeachesstoners December 7, 2014
Get the Procrasta-cone mug.ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.
Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..
by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005
Get the procrasta-dash mug.At assessment time Maggie would often find herself procrastacleaning.
Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.
Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.
Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.
Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.
by Maggie Moth November 10, 2011
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