Productively Lazy 

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.

Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.

Productively Lazy by kid cuisine February 8, 2019

proactively lazy 

Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.

Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"

proactively lazy by stewyt October 21, 2010

lazy-productive

Someone who is productive and gets things done so they can be lazy later.

Im a lazy-productive person who likes to get my case study and other hw done early so I can chill back and smoke from my bong.

lazy-productive by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

lazy-productive person 

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

lazy-productive person by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

So lazy but so productive 

The illusion of nothing with the actuality of doing a lot.

That man so lazy but so productive.

So lazy but so productive by loverboimitch January 2, 2022