Kaleigh didn't have any male companionship, so she lite some candles, turn the lights down and began strolling around the garden
by stewyt March 21, 2011

Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"
by stewyt October 21, 2010

Person 1:While I was waiting I thought I saw you, but they were too old.
Person 2: Oh, you found my doppelgeezer.
Person 2: Oh, you found my doppelgeezer.
by stewyt May 22, 2016
