doppelgeezer

Finding an older version of you or a friend

Person 1:While I was waiting I thought I saw you, but they were too old.

Person 2: Oh, you found my doppelgeezer.

by stewyt May 02, 2016

proactively lazy

Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.

Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"

by stewyt October 21, 2010

Strolling Around the Garden

Another term for a girl masturbating

Kaleigh didn't have any male companionship, so she lite some candles, turn the lights down and began strolling around the garden

by stewyt March 07, 2011