Kaleigh didn't have any male companionship, so she lite some candles, turn the lights down and began strolling around the garden
by stewyt March 21, 2011
mugGet the Strolling Around the Gardenmug.

proactively lazy

Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.
Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"
by stewyt October 21, 2010
mugGet the proactively lazymug.

doppelgeezer

Finding an older version of you or a friend
Person 1:While I was waiting I thought I saw you, but they were too old.

Person 2: Oh, you found my doppelgeezer.
by stewyt May 22, 2016
mugGet the doppelgeezermug.