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procure by Lovelykaran November 23, 2015
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Procure
The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.
Procure by dickey6969 November 6, 2018
Procurement
I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.
Procurement by silentthread November 19, 2010
Procurdinating
To avoid work by making cheese. Like procrastibaking, the urge to procurdinate occurs when there is lots of or tedious work to be done, but there is no particular reason to make cheese.
"Procurdinate or Zoom - hey, I'll take the cheese option any day."
"I've not even started work yet, I've spent most of the day procurdinating."
"I've not even started work yet, I've spent most of the day procurdinating."
Procurdinating by LiquoriceAllsortsInTheKitchen January 26, 2021
Procurement dickhead
A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.
Procurement dickhead by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.