Procurdinating

To avoid work by making cheese. Like procrastibaking, the urge to procurdinate occurs when there is lots of or tedious work to be done, but there is no particular reason to make cheese.

"Procurdinate or Zoom - hey, I'll take the cheese option any day."
"I've not even started work yet, I've spent most of the day procurdinating."

by LiquoriceAllsortsInTheKitchen January 27, 2021

Wheylaid

Held up from doing other tasks by the irresistible urge to make cheese.

Sorry I'm late, I was wheylaid by half a kilogram of fresh mozzarella.

by LiquoriceAllsortsInTheKitchen January 28, 2021