Probad

There are two kinds of Probad. One for a Professional Badass and One for Professionally awful at something. But since some people are going to be confused, the professionally awful word will sound like "Probid" with a Y sound

Example of Probad (Pro-Bad)
Alphadog420: Bro stop hacking
Switchbl8Killa: Naw fam. I'm just a Probad

Example of Profbad (ProfBid)

AlphaDog420: Bro you're Hacking

Switchbl8killa: Naw fam, you're just Probid

Probad by Sr Tupid0 February 27, 2021

Probabilititties 

The likelihood of seeing a titty.

What do you think the likelihood of this top staying on all night is?

I’m not sure but the probabilititties are high.

Probabilititties by Jefferson Lovely August 7, 2020

Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011

Counter-probaiting 

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

Counter-probaiting by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

no probalo 

Senor Cardgage Mortgage's way of saying no problem.

Senor Cardgage: Valerie need home lawn, no probalo

no probalo by Tyler Sadex June 29, 2004

probation officer 

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.

Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.

probation officer by The View June 19, 2008

probably nothing

This phrase is often used sarcastically. It probably is something.

Ethereum made 5x the revenue Bitcoin has made this week. Probably nothing.

probably nothing by undertheradar May 14, 2021