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proprocrastinator

A professional procrastinator. Is somehow able to do everything at the last minute. Somehow this person, at this elite level of procrastination, manages to get projects, assignments, and jobs done within 5 minutes of their respective deadlines.

Is known to stay up all night frequently. With the assistance of red bull.
Dude 1: "Man, look at you. Always scrambling to get stuff done at the last minute. What in the world do you do at home?"

Dude 2: "Well, it depends on the weather. But in general, I sit around doing nothing. Or surfing the web sometimes, but usually.... nada."

Dude 1: "Dude you're a proprocrastinator. How do you do it?"

Dude 2: "If I told you then I'd have to sequester you on a remote island in the Pacific with nothing except three twinkies."

Dude 1: "Gotcha."
proprocrastinator by Adel7 September 13, 2007

Popropriation 

Appropriating the lyrics to a (pop) song with your own lyrics.
Popropriation of The Clash's Rock the Casbah, by singing "Lock the Taskbar".
Popropriation by Steelrattuses January 2, 2017

Propophobia

A fear of drones when there is no need to fear them (NT)
The National Trust are propophobia
Propophobia by RCL-HK December 10, 2017

proprosperous 

absurdity mixed with money and precipitation
the fact that i have sexual incounters with alans mother is "proprosperous"
proprosperous by jeff beach December 20, 2006

propropulate 

A loose description for situations that have a hard meaning
Don’t know how to say this but Johnny propropulated everywhere I’m sorry
propropulate by Mitigater January 19, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026