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Privilege Abuse 

A person or group within a similar orientation who abuse their entitled rights to benefit themselves.
(Diane returns to the office after spending 3 weeks with her family in Hawaii. However, she forgets how staying away from work changes her.)

Chris: Hey! Did you enjoy your visit?

Diane: Yes, thank you.

Chris: Ok, there's some leftover coffee on the desk. Just make sure you don't wear that in front of the boss.

Diane: Excuse me?

Chris: Well, you know how he gets when he sees us wearing hats?

Diane: Are you gender shaming me??

Chris: No no, I didn't mea-

(Diane rips her hat off and throws it into the trash.)

Diane: THERE, HAPPY??

Chris: Diane, you need to calm down! Do you want to-

Boss: What's going on here?

Diane: He's gender shaming me!

Boss: Chris, you know we don't tolerate that behavior here. You know as well as I that she's able to do as much as you.

Chris: Yes I know, I was simply trying to help her.

Diane: He was judging me by what I wear!

Boss: You know Chris, for the past five years you've worked with this woman, and you've always been giving her a lot of crap. It was getting better, but now that I'm hearing it again, I think you deserve a break too. You're fired, Chris.

Immediately after Chris departed, the boss gave Diane the manager position.

In the end, privilege abuse allowed Diane to succeed. No one was ever able to stop her. With his reputation ruined, Chris fell into a deep depression and eventually committed suicide.

However, not all ended well for Diane. She had a hard time controlling her power and caused the whole company to collapse
Privilege Abuse by VPG001 March 1, 2018
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