Private Penguino

The bets penguin out there hands down. Whenever I'm down, Private is there. Whenever I'm sad, Private is there. Whenever I'm , private is there. Whenever I'm about to perform the most ridiculous stunt, Private is always there to support me; no matter what. He's always by my side and he will always be on your too. #ILOVEPENGUINS

Daniel: Hey have you seen that Madagascar movie yet?
Jefrey: Nah I'm racist and I hate monkeys, but I've heard something about the other animals.
Daniel: Have you heard of the Penguin?
Jefrey: Oh of course! That Private Penguino is the best dude! He totally ROCKS!

Private Penguino by ademiir May 18, 2022

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Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots

Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

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Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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