princess anne
A princess anne is when the party of the first part loads their ass, which preferably has been cleaned, with whipped cream (a pressurized can is easiest, and the ones with the smooth, tapered applicator tips are most comfortable), and corks it with a cherry, with the stem poking out of their ass. The party of the first part then squats over the face of the party of the second part, who tugs at the cherry stem with his or her teeth. If everyone plays their part ... the party of the second part is careful not to pull too hard, which would break off the stem, and the party of the first part relaxes appropriatedly ... then a royal visitation will ensue.
"I'm not into poo-play, but that woman's ass is so worked, I could just about give up regular food and live on princess annes from her for the rest of my life."
princess anne by aureolaborealis July 14, 2006
