An early human practice dating to as far back as 5000 bce. Primal dudfighting is when a group of early humans would collect their feces over time, and then be placed in a ring alongside each other to fight with it. Many of these early humans died of infections due to how unsanitary it really was.
Grank: me challenge you to dud fight!
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!
(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!
(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 26, 2025
Get the Primal dudfightingmug.