Pricxs

The Middest Memepage of all time.

Howdy Pal, have you seen that guy Pricxs he’s very mid i must say.

Pricxs by Anticeum July 10, 2021

Prickster 

J. B. Pritzker
Governor of Illinois

JB Prickster is the corrupt 43rd governer of Illinois

Prickster by PainIsAPromise August 12, 2019

gas prices 

1. The term used to identify when society as we know it will de-evolve. As prices rise, this time approaches closer.

2. A joke the rich find particularly amusing. They typically laugh about this while driving their SUVs and Escalades.

3. Source of panic attacks, high stress, and sudden interest, used by various media sources to get people's attention.

1. The way gas prices are now, we can expect things to end in about two or three years.

2. I say Carruthers, do you care about gas prices? Me either! Ha ha ha!

3. Gas prices are expected to rise, be sure to tune in later today as we discuss this topic of which we will have no solutions, and give you more to gripe over.

gas prices by Pareeha2 May 16, 2006

pricks fix

To set the terms of a deal in which one side (usually yours) is far more beneficial. It is generally dicking someone over when deciding how a deal or event will play out. Used in Bad Santa by Bernie Mac when he dicks Billy Bob & the midget out of half their loot.

"This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff! I tell YOU how it's gonna be. This is pricks fix!"

pricks fix by Camaro829 December 25, 2009

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Weed Prices

1 gram: $10

8th (3.5 grams): $30
4th (7 grams): $55(ish)
Half (14 grams): $100(ish)
Zip (28 grams): $200(ish)

This fucker gave me $40 for 2 g’s, gotta know your weed prices or you’ll get ripped off like him.

Weed Prices by ogtoker October 22, 2018

crackhead prices 

A phrase used to describe something that's sold at a discounted price. When you buy something at a "crackhead price", you're buying it cheaper than it would normally be.

It's called a crackhead price because crackheads go around selling goods a prices way cheaper than the actual value of the goods that way they can get a quick sale and buy some more crack.

Tyreek: Yo, wanna stop by Daeqwans house tonight, he gots lots of new rims and car stereos, man he's selling them at crackhead prices.

Shantay: Naw dawg, I gotta go pimp so hoes, make that money.

crackhead prices by Astelin November 8, 2006