Pricktologist 

N: A douchebag who excels at being a prick. The upper echelon of prickness. One who has earned the equivalent of a doctorate degree in being a prick. Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh. Osama bin Laden.

Newsreporter: Wouldn't your actions in the Middle East irreparably damage the infrastructure there?

Prick Cheney: I could care less about those ragheads!

Newsreporter (to her cameraman): Goddamm this guy's a first-class pricktologist!

Pricktologist by Miles Effed Up March 9, 2011

Proctologist 

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

Proctologist by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003

Proctologist 

an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass

Proctologist by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Proctologist 

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

Proctologist by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

unlicensed proctologist 

A TSA agent.

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

unlicensed proctologist by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012

proctologist 

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

proctologist by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009

Proctologist 

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

Proctologist by harry flashman July 12, 2003